About Muff


A guy who had enough of fucked up hair and traded physics for his first mohawk on XXX. Got addicted. and now shares his mad love for the cut and swore to convert as many humans as he can.

Since then, muff no longer puts the fate of his hair in the hands of barbers. but in his own scissors he stole from mustafa, and techniques he learnt from observing the Lao Jiaos.

He is now frequently spotted stalking rubberlegz from the tube, growing thick black curls from eating too much whampoa wanton mee, counting his paychecks by ramen units, twittering his beloved sister 24/7, teaching kids the goodness of math, chatting with his number zero — and cutting mohawks.